Gomer Tells Barney Dont You Ever Call Me Dumb Again
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Proper name: AEB (character=BRISCOE, BARNEY, ANDY) Date: 02/11/00 thirteen:58:thirteen MS
BARNEY: "ADIOS AMIGO!"
BRISCOE DARLIN: "HE I OF OURS?"
ANDY: "OH, Certain, Sure"
BRISCOE DARLIN: "MORE Power TO YA"
Name: AEB (graphic symbol=BARNEY TO BIG MAUDE) Date: 02/11/00 13:56:02 MS
BARNEY: "HOW 'BOUT LET'South You lot AND ME DANCE?"
Big MAUDE: "YOU KIDDIN?"
BARNEY: "NO, I'M NOT'
Large MAUDE: "WHAT Made YA Change YOUR Mind?"
BARNEY: "Yous'RE BEGINNIN TO GET TO ME"
BIG MAUDE: "YOU'RE A DOLL"
Name: AEB (character=BARNEY) Date: 02/eleven/00 13:52:53 MS
"I DON'T KNOW HOW I Tin can Confront THE FUTURE WITH 8 QUARTS OF THOSE PICKLES IN It"
Proper noun: Fiona (grapheme=BARNEY said this! (sorry)) Date: 02/11/00 07:fifteen:14 MS
T"he quality of mercy is not strained. . ."
You lot're not talkin to a jerk!
Name: Fiona (character=Trixie) Date: 02/11/00 07:13:48 MS
The quality of mercy is non strained
Name: Melinda (character=Andy to Opie) Date: 02/06/00 09:13:52 MS
"...merely don't the trees sound dainty and full..."
Proper name: Gary L. (character=Andy (in "Opie the Birdman")) Date: 02/01/00 20:forty:fifteen MS
Next fourth dimension I get tiger huntin', I'k gonna take my tweezers.
Name: Gary 50. (graphic symbol=Rev. Everett Breen (from New York City)) Appointment: 02/01/00 twenty:xix:23 MS
So, tiresome downwardly, relax; take it piece of cake; WHAT'S YOUR HURRY?
Proper noun: Gary L. (character=Goober) Engagement: 02/01/00 20:eleven:46 MS
Barney: You know what Sheriff Taylor has in his trunk? A shovel and a pick!
Goober (to Andy): Ain't you got a jack?
Name: SSRainbow (grapheme=Andy to Barney nigh EarnestT) Engagement: 02/01/00 11:x:25 MS
He'll kill ya.
Name: SSRainbow (grapheme=Barney (nigh Earnest T.)) Date: 02/01/00 eleven:09:22 MS
He'southward a NUT!
Name: Romena (grapheme=Barney) Date: 01/31/00 12:fourteen:31 MS
I just came in here for some foot powder!?!
Name: Romena (grapheme=Barney) Appointment: 01/31/00 09:32:55 MS
Oh ya clerk!
Name: Romena (grapheme=Gomer) Date: 01/31/00 09:28:07 MS
(Virtually Goober and his boat)
That thing will exercise fourscore. At present that's fast on h2o.
Name: Romena (character=Jim Lindsey) Date: 01/31/00 09:25:15 MS
They'll say where you been and why don't you lot go back as fast as you can. Know what else they say? Don't call us boy we'll phone call yous. I ain't got no telephone.
Name: paul mcbrayer (grapheme=barney) Engagement: 01/30/00 17:41:14 MS
boy giraffe's are selfish!!!
Name: casey (character=Barney) Date: 01/28/00 12:29:45 MS
nip information technology in the bub
Proper name: Charlie (character=Opie) Engagement: 01/17/00 11:25:51 MS
"poor horatio"
Proper name: John Holman (character=Barney) Date: 02/20/36 17:47:25 MS
cockledoodledoo
Proper noun: John Holman (graphic symbol=Barney) Date: 02/20/36 17:46:46 MS
Juanita???? Barn.
Name: John Holman (character=Andy) Engagement: 02/20/36 17:44:23 MS
"Ain't we pickin our peaches 'fore they're fuzzed upwardly proficient?"
Name: Richard (character=Andy) Date: 01/08/00 03:51:10 MS
"For the last fourth dimension Barney, NO!"
Name: KenD (grapheme=Barney) Date: 01/06/00 10:44:44 MS
"Oh nutsy here come running after me screamin', Citizen'south Ahrayest, Citizen's Ahrayest!!"
Name: KenD (graphic symbol=Andy) Date: 01/06/00 x:43:07 MS
"I'g gonna tell Gomer he's got to go!"
Name: KenD (graphic symbol=Andy (About Cousin Virgil)) Date: 01/05/00 08:05:47 MS
"That male child has got to become!!!!"
Proper name: David (character=Andy to the stranger) Engagement: 01/04/00 12:02:31 MS
"you think one mean solar day man's gone walk on the moon?" Stranger-"why certain!" Andy-"boy you're already there!"
Proper noun: KenD (character=Grampa Pyle) Engagement: 01/03/00 x:52:12 MS
"You're 6 feet ain't ya? You look six feet!"
Name: Tracy (graphic symbol=Briscoe Darling) Appointment: 12/31/99 01:20:29 MS
"Got time to breathe, got time for music."
Proper name: Xina (grapheme=Ben Weaver and Asa) Date: 12/30/99 14:08:33 MS
Ben (to Andy): "You lot're probably correct, Sheriff. I probably am being robbed at dark! It'd exist easy enough, with Rip Van Winkle on guard!"
Asa (to Ben): "Whatdya want? I'chiliad up now, ain't I?"
Name: KenD (graphic symbol=Andy) Appointment: 12/28/99 12:56:forty MS
"And that's besides the biggest crock of nothing I've always heard!!"
Name: KenD (character=Rafe Hollister) Appointment: 12/28/99 07:fourteen:20 MS
"I know how hot I get when I have a fever......dang hot !!"
Name: KenD (grapheme=Gomer) Date: 12/27/99 10:forty:17 MS
"Sergent's gonna come up back and say, "Where'due south my car?", and I'g gonna say "It's gone !", and he'due south gonna say, "Gone?", and I'grand gonna say "Yeah sergent, gone!"...... and I'thou gonna exist gone, also!"
Name: Daisy (character=Sgt. Hacker) Date: 12/27/99 00:39:37 MS
"Warm milk and strained potatoes???!!"
Name: Al Becker (character=Briscoe) Date: 12/26/99 09:41:xix MS
"You and Dud tin fight it out. Natural law, tooth and claw."
Proper name: Suzi (character=Briscoe Darling) Date: 12/24/99 22:03:15 MS
"I'll heighten my vocalism,I'll raise hogs, I'll enhance whatever I wanna heighten, this is my table!"
Name: Suzi (character=Otis) Date: 12/24/99 21:59:54 MS
"Uncle nat?What are you lot doing here?You lot're not uncle Nat, y'all're a goat!"
Proper name: KenD (grapheme=Gomer) Date: 12/22/99 09:34:45 MS
"Shame, Shame, Shame!! Shame on you for telling me to go to another eating place.... why it was deelicious !!"
Proper noun: KenD (grapheme=Barney) Engagement: 12/22/99 09:30:03 MS
"And with Henry Bennett in our boat, how can we win the contest? And if nosotros don't win the competition, how can Thelma Lou and I take an intimate little dinner? And without an intimate trivial dinner, how we gonna go to Cole Porter?"
Proper name: Daisy (character=Sgt. Carter) Date: 12/21/99 16:06:43 MS
"Nosotros can't walk upwards there with iii dogs! We'll wait similar boobs!"
Proper name: KenD (character=Barney) Date: 12/21/99 07:33:35 MS
"Gomer, get under there with them spiders and commencement workin'!"
Name: KenD (character=Gomer) Date: 12/21/99 07:32:22 MS
"Damp under there........could be spiders!"
Name: Daisy (character=Bunny) Engagement: 12/xviii/99 02:07:04 MS
Bunny (to Carter): "Why tin't you always have me dancing?"
Name: KenD (character=Opie) Date: 12/17/99 17:35:34 MS
"Pa, I don't want you to exist disappointed in me."
Name: KenD (character=Andy (To Ben Weaver)) Date: 12/16/99 xix:23:33 MS
"Well, when I bumped into her, she clanged. And little old ladies ought never to clang"!
Name: Daisy (grapheme=Gomer) Appointment: 12/14/99 23:30:45 MS
"Grandma Pyle said 'Make new friends and go along the sometime. One's silver and i'due south gold!'"
Name: Xina (character=Cpl. Boyle and Sgt. Carter) Date: 12/14/99 15:57:11 MS
Cpl. Boyle: Why don't you sit down downwards and relax?
Sgt. Carter: I can't! I can't relax until Pyle drives up here with that General! Do you mind?
Boyle: I don't know what you're so worried about. Pyle only called. He said he saw the General. What could become wrong?
Carter: What could go incorrect? With Pyle? He could run him over, he could slam the door on his fingers . . . Oh, lots of things!
Proper noun: B. Oliver Fife (graphic symbol=Andy and Barney at Mrs. Wiley'due south) Date: 12/14/99 xiii:33:32 MS
Barney: "Dog'southward, nothin' but dogs.
Andy: "Barney!"
Barney: "Y'all wing a quail through this room and every woman in it would point."
Proper name: B. Oliver Fife (character=Barney) Appointment: 12/14/99 thirteen:30:55 MS
"Giraffes are so selfish."
Proper name: KenD (grapheme=Andy (To Gomer)) Date: 12/13/99 22:10:42 MS
"And have that gun outta your rima oris!"
Proper noun: Robert (character=Goober to Homely girl) Date: 12/13/99 22:08:00 MS
"Yous don't sweat much for a fat girl."
Proper noun: Daisy (character=Cpl. Boyle and Sgt. Carter) Engagement: 12/13/99 14:thirty:37 MS
Male child, no one seems to post things much any more. Caught up with Christmas shopping, I bet! Anyway, here's the quote. It's from the episode where Gomer brings a baby on the base.
Cpl. Boyle (shocked): What's that???!!!
Sgt. Carter (cynically): It's a zebra! What exercise you remember it is?
Name: Daisy (character=Duke and Sgt. Carter) Date: 12/07/99 20:33:30 MS
Duke: Maybe you mislaid it.
Carter: Mislaid?! A car?
Duke (lamely): Well . . . it happens.
Proper noun: Carol (character=Barney ) Date: 12/05/99 20:53:42 MS
Andy and Barney at the Esquire Gild:
Andy: This is good, Roger. What is it?
Roger: Information technology's Baked Alaska.
Andy: I don't believe I ever heard of it.
Barney: Certain you accept, Andy. Yous just forgot.
That's Baked Alaska. Information technology's that new dessert that
come up out since it became a state
Proper name: Xina (character=Pvt. Lester Hummel) Date: 12/03/99 14:39:43 MS
Lester (to Gomer): "Yous woke me up for that? A review of the twenty-four hours'southward events?"
Name: KenD (character=Andy & Ben Sewell) Date: 12/02/99 eleven:30:12 MS
Andy: "Hey Ben, it's me Andy Taylor"!
Ben: "Andy?, That you? I thought y'all was the law"!
Proper noun: Daisy (character=Sgt. Carter and Aunt Bee) Date: 12/02/99 00:47:30 MS
Aunt Bee: "I'm visiting!"
Sgt. Carter: "Visiting? With the mop?"
Name: wgptroy (graphic symbol=barney) Date: eleven/thirty/99 23:07:01 MS
A bat! Quick! encompass your caput!
Proper name: wgptroy (character=andy,barney,briscoe) Date: xi/30/99 23:01:06 MS
Andy: If y'all asked me, I would say that this Earnest T Bass is a strange and unusual homo.
Proper noun: Daisy (character=Sgt. Carter) Appointment: xi/29/99 23:56:thirteen MS
(This is when Gomer does his trip the light fantastic toe to see if information technology's going to pelting.)
Sgt. Carter: What are you---some kind of nut??
Proper name: Al Becker (grapheme=Andy) Engagement: xi/26/99 fourteen:24:01 MS
Andy'south habitation sick in bed. Emmett barges in and proceeds to install a reading lamp on the wall to a higher place Andy'southward bed:
Andy: "Emmett, am I in your way?"
Name: Xina (graphic symbol=Gomer and Cpl. Boyle) Date: eleven/24/99 nineteen:10:24 MS
This is from the unofficial Gomer Pyle Mystery no. 1, released past the lodge, and written past Zinah Belle. I found it funny and wanted to share it with you.
GOMER: "When Sgt. Carter hears nigh this, I don't recollect he'll be pleased."
CPL. BOYLE: "At present that I've heard it, I'Yard not pleased!"
Name: Daisy (graphic symbol=Sgt. Carter) Date: 11/23/99 00:18:52 MS
Sgt. Carter (to Cpl. Boyle): Ohh, will you terminate??
Carter often said this when Boyle scolded him for one of his schemes.
Name: Jim (grapheme=Otis) Date: 11/22/99 15:xvi:03 MS
Thats' right, I am a killer. I merely killed a whole pint!!
Name: Lydia Crosswaithe (character=Goober) Date: xi/17/99 20:48:07 MS
"How y'all aiming to bulldoze, fast?"
Name: Gilly Walker (character=Goober) Appointment: 11/17/99 20:44:ten MS
Manner to get, Andy. You too, Helen!
Name: Ralph Henderson (character=Gomer) Date: 11/17/99 20:39:49 MS
"I can't detect Regis"
Name: KenD (graphic symbol=Barney) Appointment: 10/29/99 07:43:27 MD
At the Old Rimshaw house:
"Whatever old tramps down in that location?............None down there"!!
Name: KenD (character=Andy) Date: ten/28/99 08:12:50 MD
"Roger, I know you and I don't encounter eye to centre on electricity, but when it comes to plantin' petunias, I'm a giant"!
Proper noun: KenD (graphic symbol=Barney) Appointment: 10/27/99 08:22:42 MD
"Alright Blue, at present there'south a man hither with a gun... get 'em! C'mon Bluish... Man! Gun! Get 'em"!!
Proper noun: KenD (character=Gomer) Date: x/26/99 x:35:27 Doc
"What a dumb play a joke on! This is the dumbest play a trick on! Barney, don't you always call me impaired again"!
Proper noun: Steve (character=Barney) Date: 10/24/99 xvi:14:24 MD
Nip it in the bud. You accept to nip information technology in the bud.
Proper name: Steve (character=Barney) Date: 10/24/99 xvi:13:fourteen Doc
Barney you beat everything.
Proper noun: Jim (grapheme=Barney) Date: 10/21/99 17:51:47 Dr.
Yous know Andy I thought it would never come to this. Mayberry, gateway to danger.
Name: Paul in PA (character=Andy) Date: ten/fifteen/99 23:50:24 Doc
You've got chickens to throw, you've got chickens to sell!
Proper noun: Jeannie (character=Sgt. Carter) Date: ten/14/99 xvi:11:51 MD
"You mean you lot're continuing out here yelling over a rabbit? Pyle, if a gang of bunny rabbits is robbing the warehouse, I don't want to hear virtually it!"
Name: Xina (character=Cpl. Boyle) Date: x/xiv/99 16:x:45 MD
(This is when Boyle discovers Gomer and Sgt. Carter both sleepwalking--with reversed personalities--due to Welsh rabbit:)
Boyle: That Welsh rabbit was working great tonight. I can see that!
Name: Jeannie (grapheme=Carter and Boyle) Date: 10/14/99 16:08:12 MD
Boyle: "It's probably only an infatuation."
Carter (puzzled): "What's that?"
Boyle: "Yous know--quickie romance. Into love today, out of honey tomorrow."
Carter: "That'south an infatuation?"
Boyle: "Aye."
Carter: "Well, I don't similar it. I don't like my sister having an infatuation with no stranger!"
Source: http://www.tagsrwc.com/interactive/MPQuotes/MPArchive3.html
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